Andrew Symonds:
Arguably one of the best all rounders in the world of cricket.
Treats the Indian bowlers like buzzing flies on a bum's plate.
Exhibit B:
A chimpanzee:
Often misrepresented as a monkey.
Scientifically classified as an ape.
Exhibit C:
The Mumbai cricket
Also known as retards in other parts of the country.
Astute observers of the game who have the matchless distinction of booing a man bearing the initials SRT on his home ground, among other accomplishments.
