Thursday, October 18, 2007

Spot the difference

Exhibit A:

Andrew Symonds:
Arguably one of the best all rounders in the world of cricket.
Treats the Indian bowlers like buzzing flies on a bum's plate.

Exhibit B:

A chimpanzee:
Often misrepresented as a monkey.
Scientifically classified as an ape.

Exhibit C:

The Mumbai cricket fans crowd:
Also known as retards in other parts of the country.
Astute observers of the game who have the matchless distinction of booing a man bearing the initials SRT on his home ground, among other accomplishments.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Sshh.. and sshh.. and SSHH!!

Could people shut the fuck up, and let them play bat-ball please?!


Errmm.. okay.