200*: January 2009

Saturday, January 31, 2009

is it time...

for number-14 or the night shall stretch on for a bit longer?
Aus Open - 2009. Men's Final. Roger Federer vs Rafael Nadal.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

One can't help but feel sad..

...when you see the state of Pakistan cricket, they have a new captain, again, and he wants magic, already. When the hit shits the fan...

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

No this is not some post about some rookie's sparkling performance. Its just me and I'm here to vociferously disagree with Man City's decision to bid for Kaka for that humongous amount of over 100 million pounds.
I know Kaka is one of the most creative and effective players in the world today, but it will take more than one man to actually save a club that is nearing relegation.
Statistically they are the second top scorers, so scoring is not a problem. The defense is leaking, thats the trouble. With that sort of money, they should have maybe bid for a Shay Given or Chris Kirkland and plastered those leaks. 100 million would get you 4-5 decent players. God knows what the Sheikh from Abu Dhabi is thinking. Or maybe I'm just thinking like a miser.
Anyways I'm glad Kaka decided to stay at Milan. The harmonic balance of the beautiful game is not outdone by money.
So all is well.
PS: Gerd Muller is in Kolkata, I saw him in a East Bengal shirt :P

Monday, January 19, 2009

Hear Ye...

.....Hear Ye All!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

That, was a KO.. ladies and gentlemen!

Bye bye suckaaas!!

There is no better way to cheer the weekend to an end.. than see the Eagles kick some NY butt!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Trivial Pursuit: Slumdog Millionaire

1. What was SRT's score when he gets run out in the ODI against SA?
2. Who was the batsman, who did -not- score the most number of first class centuries, as suggested by Option B, the restroom mirror, the computer and the very irritating Anil Kapoor?

If you can answer these two, you d find yourself with two more reasons why only an Englishman could have scripted/directed that movie.

Vigbert

Originally named Deerghakantha Vinayaka Chenna Reddy, he is a two time national tennis champion and three time winner of the Gaganmahal Open. His signature "over the net" returns have since revolutionalised the art of ungainly balance while facing 150 mph serves. Though widely known as the guy who taught Andre Agassi how to score with chicks, Vigbert has also been instrumental in setting up several support groups around the world for the follicle-ly challenged sportsmen. Now, having retired to a more modest role as a feline enthusiast, he spends most of his time watching Ekta Kapoor serials and chairing the international scouting council for promising Lingocha players.

Sharad Ragas

Often referred to as the "worst badminton player to have never played for India", SR has tormented fans and detractors alike, with his inimitable lack of talent. His on-court verbal assaults on players resulted in two fractured ribs and a broken marriage. He has since drifted to less popular games like cricket, and now acts as career counsellor to out-of-work coaches of the sub continent's cricket teams. Currently under review for inappropriate behaviour at the Domalguda Ganesh Chaturdhi celebrations, if found guilty, could be a part of the next season of Bigg Boss. Likes bhangra songs and curd rice.

Partha

An ardent Ricky Ponting fan, who infamously refused to play for the national cricket team due to differences with the management on the exclusion of "gutthi vankaya koora" from the team's diet menu. He is also notorious for having told Dada off (in Bengali) for his poor off-side play and timid captaincy tactics. His leg spinning option has since never served the national team, and now bowls at the nets to aspiring cricketers in Bermuda. Author of two unpublished books, "If you are an Aussie and you know it, STFU" and "ECB - Saviour of World Cricket", Partha is touted as the next in line for the Booker Prize 2009 for his innovative style of writing and raspy remarks. Sometimes writes for unworthy blogs, as a marketing strategy and wears two pairs of glasses, as his personal fashion statement.

Chaitanya

At the nets of Nizam grounds in the summer of 1994, the lean left arm bowler who used to bowl for India yelled at the batsman, " nee $@##&, dimaag kharaab shaatladutendi bai nuvvu!!" Chaitanya looked up at the bowler, pushed back the glasses up his nose and shouted back "switch hit, anna.. haha!" as he made a fleeting gesture to the South African kid, Kevin.. who was hunting for autographs around the field. Chaitanya has a come a long way from his days on a cricket field, and now is an academic genius who mental flosses on blogs sometimes. No picture of Chaitanya exists. Pictures of Kevin however, can be found on Google under "Bangalore Royal Challengers".

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