Here cometh India's proudest son.
Vigbert
Originally named Deerghakantha Vinayaka Chenna Reddy, he is a two time national tennis champion and three time winner of the Gaganmahal Open. His signature "over the net" returns have since revolutionalised the art of ungainly balance while facing 150 mph serves. Though widely known as the guy who taught Andre Agassi how to score with chicks, Vigbert has also been instrumental in setting up several support groups around the world for the follicle-ly challenged sportsmen. Now, having retired to a more modest role as a feline enthusiast, he spends most of his time watching Ekta Kapoor serials and chairing the international scouting council for promising Lingocha players.
Sharad Ragas
Often referred to as the "worst badminton player to have never played for India", SR has tormented fans and detractors alike, with his inimitable lack of talent. His on-court verbal assaults on players resulted in two fractured ribs and a broken marriage. He has since drifted to less popular games like cricket, and now acts as career counsellor to out-of-work coaches of the sub continent's cricket teams. Currently under review for inappropriate behaviour at the Domalguda Ganesh Chaturdhi celebrations, if found guilty, could be a part of the next season of Bigg Boss. Likes bhangra songs and curd rice.
Partha
An ardent Ricky Ponting fan, who infamously refused to play for the national cricket team due to differences with the management on the exclusion of "gutthi vankaya koora" from the team's diet menu. He is also notorious for having told Dada off (in Bengali) for his poor off-side play and timid captaincy tactics. His leg spinning option has since never served the national team, and now bowls at the nets to aspiring cricketers in Bermuda. Author of two unpublished books, "If you are an Aussie and you know it, STFU" and "ECB - Saviour of World Cricket", Partha is touted as the next in line for the Booker Prize 2009 for his innovative style of writing and raspy remarks. Sometimes writes for unworthy blogs, as a marketing strategy and wears two pairs of glasses, as his personal fashion statement.
3 comments:
I have been battling hyperbola for a day now.. but all this does not qualify for hyperbola. I think it is real. The word that keeps popping into my head is "Destiny". (See!)
I did nt expect SRT to be the first one to score 200 in spite of all my fanboi-ness(I had bet on Gilchirst or Sehwag.. Gibbs even) but in hindsight, I think this record came to the right address.
ODI is SRT.
I agree, ODI is SRT. He is for all practical purposes the reason why ODIs flourished to the extent they did. It is only fair that this record should have been achieved by him, first.
He put in a little life into ODIs, when it almost seemed like they were going to die.
I'm back. Forgive for the long hiatus here, but as soon as I saw that you guys had renamed this blog to 200*,I just had to fuckin' comment.
For about 20 minutes, we all stopped working. Restlessly banging on the F5 button to see the Great one's progress. (Yes I did not see it live, but saw the highlights). Only one man has this power, to bring a whole nation together, to make the Cricinfo server go boom.
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.
PS:The Marathis here are tripping on their favourite son.
Live from Pune,
Aditya aka Quicksilver
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